Caution : Another Wtf poem. Enjoy. If you’re offended , Heath Ledger will come out of his grave and ask ” Why so serious ? ” . So let him sleep , people.
Don’t try to defend yourself
Us poets indeed know
Our kryptonite is tragedy/ beauty
Or both combined to show
(The depth of perception to flaunt rhyming perfection
leading to poetry genre having a small list of selection )
Like an itsy bitsy wiener
Have you seen her ?
Or him , why , are you homophobic ?
is your imagination .
Lets write about farts
the Satan for sophistication
I bet Julie Andrews would say
Its the Sound of Music in our nation
is better than pop song repetition
We can see through your similes
As apparent as Baby , Baby , Baby
I’m 18+ so call me Lady , Lady, Lady
Unless the baked beans start to hop
Let the bass drop.
Lets write about PMS
Hell hath no fury like hormonal glory
Its Quentin Tarantino week
So forgive me if I’m bleak
If you’ve watched The Red Wedding
Without a tear shedding
Then you’ll ace this test
Unless you’re male then
Whatever , go bang your chest.
Lets write about Instagram .
These people take starvation seriously
Take pictures of their food deliriously
Because the public truly cares
about the fancy breakfast you share
With us , we salivate
For dessert you feed on our envious hate
Post photos of scrumptious food
Thanks for ruining our mood.
Lets write about discount
Which finally encourages me to count
Percentage values , how nice to discover
That a 400$ faux fur jacket
Can one day cost as much as a 4$ racket
Consumerism has us in deep
We’re discardable sheep.
Lets write about censorship
Sometimes uncared for , sometimes a blip
Male genitalia equals porn
Whereas female genitalia an art movie
Asterisks in subtitles make them look groovy
Use that in a rap song and you’ll see
99.99% lyrics shall be starred for you and me.
Lets write about what we don’t write about
And perhaps our poetry will give out a shout
that we’re special
Looks like mommy was right .
Enough with the nature
Or the moon at night
Enough with the heartbreak
Or love at first sight
Enough with the typical
Its all holistic and conjoint
Enough with the ” enough with the”
Oh , you get my point.