Once there was an Ice Age and Stone Age
Among other elements on the history page
Better scatter the world with herbs of sage
Because now we have reached the Ass Age.
Whilst curves were once worshiped as equals
Nobody’s concerned anymore about the sequel
Fascination lies majorly for the prequel
Whether it is the size of a shrimp or a Rorqual.
Scientists have no theories or facts to infer to
People’s unhealthy obsession with the vessel of poo
Body language is no longer a trend of the crew
Instead a drop , a wiggle or a twerk will do .
You are what you eat , either fresh or rotten
Ensure its choice is to reside in your rear bottom
Guaranteed the rest of you shall be forgotten
When you pop that bubblegum or candy that cotton.
Health is wealth , hit the gym or go for track
So you’re rewarded with scoundrels hollering Baby got Back
Appreciation is given only to those with a well-rounded pack
Ain’t nobody got time for that soggy flat sack.
Our future generations will be mesmerized by our attraction
Towards storage systems for the process of excretion
For now , we shower thy posteriors with celebration
And hope to die soon by natural selection.